Cupcakes…. Lots of cupcakes

It is a nice chilly 48 degrees today. In Oklahoma. In the middle of April…. I cant help but notice all the evil going on, along with the crazy weather, are the end times near? I hope not! There is so much I havent experienced. I have never tried crowd surfing, climbing Mount Everest, or been skydiving… Not that I would do them anyway, but I would like the ability to say, maybe next year. In all my years… all 29 of them, I dont remember things being like this. I also never watch the news, so maybe I’m just sheltered and it’s been this way for a long time?

Did I mention I am 29? 29 years old. 30 is right around the corner. I didnt think I would have a problem turning 30 until after the first of this year. I would like to have more kids before I’m 35, which is also right around the corner! In only 30 more years I will be 60.  It’s only a matter of time before I am investing in Aspercreme and Fixodent and tucking my ta-ta’s into my pants. I decided to spend my special birthday, which is next month, locked in the closet with a couple dozen cupcakes, with sprinkles. Sprinkled cupcakes tend to make things a little better.

My daughter is 11, going on 17, which also makes me feel like I am older than I actually am. Btw, is all this eye rolling and deep sighs something they learn? Or is it just a natural reaction? I remember doing it to my parents, but I do not remember watching someone do it and thinking, that’s neat! I should do that!!! Along with an 11 year old comes best friends, sleep overs, and…. BOYS. What?? Yeah, I said it, boys. Stinky gross mouthy little boys. She thinks that because she’s 11 now that she should have a lote more freedom that when she was 10. Her phrase these days is, “Mom, I’m not ten anymore, I’m eleven.” All the more reason to keep a closer eye on you! I sure do love that girl, but I don’t know what to do with her half the time. To be 11 again….

My boyfriend always gives me a hard time because he is 2 1/2 years younger then me. Then I read a statistic that said that women tend to live longer than men, AND right handed people live an average of 9 years longer than lefties… Want to take a guess at what he is???

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